28 Lines to make you smile

TWENTY EIGHT LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1 My husband and I divorced over religious differences.. He thought he was God and I didn't.. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. r 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7... Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16... Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 18 . Procrastinate Now! 19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26..Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken,a lifetime commitment for a pig. 27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28.. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on. Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few!

How to Get Fired with Dignity

Begin your next chapter. The best way to prove your worth is to move on to your next accomplishment. Let your future success speak for itself.

Don't burn any bridges. It's a small world out there. The person you trashed at your last company could easily show up at another one with job openings.

Swallow hard if you must. An exit interview isn't an excuse to air your long-held grievances. Leave on good terms. Remember that in business it seldom matters who is right. What matters more is who maintains dignity and respect.

From GLOBALIZATION to LOCALIZATION

Let's wrap up and start thinking locally instead of globally.